07 Jun Joke Competition Winners
The jokes have been read and judged by an independent panel – there were laughs, sniggers and groans but these three are the triumphant winners:
1st Place Amber Hollings
Two Cats are swimming across a river. One’s name is “One,Two,Three” and the other ‘s name is “Un, Deux, Trois”. Which cat makes it across?
One Two Three because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
Runner up Danny Mitchell
I was looking at the ceiling the other day. It’s not the best, but it’s up there.
Runner up Natasha Aston
Why are you late Stan? I was on time until I saw a sign that said “Slow Down, School Ahead”.